LAUGH! everybody.. come LAUGH...

10 minutes ago, daniel called to crack my day up.

Here's our conversation (simplified):

C: Hey! watz up...
D: Horrible day for me.
C: Tell me abt it. I took cab n it broke down. Doing printing n the machine broke down. Tell me abt horrible.
D: Sounds bad but not worse than mine. I drove a nail through my thumb.
C: OH MY GOD! WAT THE HELL! OUCH!!! R U STUPID OR WAT?..................

ya i know i sounded so mean here. but tat WAS my reaction.. actually i wanted to laugh.. but i controlled n sounded sympathetic later on. but HEY! who would be this dumb to drive a nail through ur thumb? like right through? like a piercing?!?! wat a dumb blonde....

D: hey it hurts ok..
C: yes tat sounded painful n my jaws r aching here. did u go to e hospital or get medical attention?
D: I jus left A&E with a casted thumb..
C: *bursting with laughters* okok im sorry to laugh.. but how did u do it anyway?
D: The nail gun got choked. was checking out wats wrong. while i stuck my thumb up to clear the way the nail got released and shot a nail right through.
C: argh! wat a bloody sight.. but im glad u r fine now..
D: NO i'm not fine.. i have a casted thumb!
C: so how did u manage to dial my number on ur "oh so power" oII XDA?
D: thank god there's voice dial..

ok.. i'm not wrong to say he's indeed a dumb blonde.. perhaps mixing with those chicks in OZ made him dumb. who would use his THUMB to clear a stuffed up nail gun?? its like putting ur hands in when e blender got stucked. *shake head*
n did he forget he has ANOTHER thumb to utilize? i had a freaking good time laughin my head off..